Tag Archives: clydeside

Down by the Ri-ver-side

Posted on May 23, 2013 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant believe he has never Written about the Riverside Museum before Beautifully situated at the side Of the great River Clyde It is a haunt he and Jack both adore And now the bold duo are ecstatic They have one … Continue reading →

Posted in Daft Rhymes, humour, travel | Tagged , , , , , , , , | 8 Comments

Glasgowing Home

Posted on March 17, 2013 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant remember the last time He meandered through his former home of Glasgow The pigeons are still in George Square When he meets a friend there They worked together a long time ago He admires statues of Scotland’s old heroes … Continue reading →

Posted in Daft Rhymes, humour, Scottish Stuff, funny and serious, travel | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 20 Comments

Look What They’ve Done To My Song, Ma

Posted on November 24, 2012 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant help killing the great songs With his usual murderous verse You may well have noticed That what he has wrote is Ungrammatical and about to get worse So if these songs were written in Scotland And not the good … Continue reading →

Posted in Daft Rhymes, humour | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 25 Comments