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Tip of the Gratuitous Iceberg

AnElephantCant calculate 15% Which is the guideline for a waiter’s gratuity But he looks on the bright sight Never errs on the tight side Realises he has material for a brilliant new ditty In Scotland we rarely tip bar staff … Continue reading

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