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Writing – Friday Fictioneers

AnElephantCant say he knows too much About old things like valuable antiques Which is a surprise Because when he starts to rise He squeaks and he freaks and he creaks Once again it is Friday Fictioneer time. A moment of … Continue reading

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Your Call is Important to Us

AnElephantCant stand automated switchboards Perhaps he is getting hard of hearing They say Please press one He says this is no fun He finds it a pain in the rear end He remembers when he speaks to a person He … Continue reading

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Tip of the Gratuitous Iceberg

AnElephantCant calculate 15% Which is the guideline for a waiter’s gratuity But he looks on the bright sight Never errs on the tight side Realises he has material for a brilliant new ditty In Scotland we rarely tip bar staff … Continue reading

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