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AnElephant is Distressed at Eye Test Request

Posted on May 30, 2014 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant even spell aquarium The fancy tank thing that some folk keep a wee fishy in But that is a red herring Has absolutely no bearing On this post he only says it for a rhyme for optician Because AnElephant … Continue reading →

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Homesick Hippo Chick Wearing Thick Lipstick

Posted on March 19, 2013 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant always be sensible Sometimes he prefers to be silly If he hasn’t enough Intelligent stuff He just churns out this junk willy-nilly He makes a spectacle of himself at the optician During a game of Blind Man’s Buff When … Continue reading →

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