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A Wonderful Blunder Down Under

Posted on November 21, 2013 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant poke fun at Australians Although some of them clearly lack any common sense Like SummersTommy2 You ask SummersTommy who This great blogger is one of AnElephant’s best antipodean friends AnElephant occasionally visits Down Under His magnificent number one son … Continue reading →

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An Irreverent Irrelevant Itinerant Elephant

Posted on August 17, 2013 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant ever write about Elephants Although that may be a big fat smelly lie There is a slight possibility That like Ms Clinton that’s Hillary He misspoke and he does not know why AnElephant clearly loves Elephants Especially those great … Continue reading →

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Naive Nephologist Never Normal

Posted on February 10, 2013 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant stop marvelling at clouds They come in all shapes and sizes Small white and fluffy Big dark and huffy And man they are full of surprises They can open up and hit you with a deluge You are soaked … Continue reading →

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Whose Zoo of Hotties and Naughties

Posted on December 8, 2012 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant really argue about it Most animals are prettier than he Zebras giraffes and hosses Even rhinoceroses And an annoyingly cute chimpanzee Folk like squirrels though they eat all the peanuts And young Bambis with their long wobbly legs And … Continue reading →

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