Tag Archives: Daft Rhymes

AnElephant Unglues a little Giant

Posted on April 24, 2015 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant create rhymes like he used to He knows how wibbly wobbly this one looks He expects to get flak But he has to go back To the long ago time when he writes Children’s Books AnElephant remembers those good … Continue reading →

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AnElephant in AnElevator

Posted on April 10, 2014 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant be unhappy with his laid back lifestyle He normally has more sunny smiles and less fearsome frowns But nevertheless Like everyone else He occasionally suffers from wee ups and downs He is an intrinsically placid and contented beastie Not … Continue reading →

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AnElephant, Charlie Chaplin and Tarzan

Posted on April 5, 2014 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant fly like a kite And as a sailor he is all at sea This may sound familiar But is it much sillier Than standing up in a hammock drinking tea AnElephantCant get enough toothpaste To keep his loxodontile tusks … Continue reading →

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winter woes

Posted on January 14, 2011 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant believe that it’s winter He just didn’t expect it this year It’s only December In Scotland remember So much for the season of cheer The railways are quite a fiasco The roads are all covered in ice Scotland grinds … Continue reading →

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