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From scenes like these old Scotia’s grandeur springs

AnElephantCant pretend he is calm today He is heading back home to Scotland Only for a few days But he hopes to amaze With his suntan because down here it is hot man  His home country is a mystical wonderland … Continue reading

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Feeling Up Over Down Under

AnElephantCant halt the recession He thinks that is Downing Street’s job But he is beginning to increase his exports And to generate quite a few bob He has received two Australian orders Both of them strangely from Perth They noticed … Continue reading

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