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Speechless in Seattle

AnElephantCant settle in Seattle Though he does find himself in fine fettle He has a wee wander And then a wee ponder Do they call it a kettle or perhaps a keattle AnElephantCant control his behaviour Can it be that … Continue reading

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State of Independence

AnElephantCant decide where to head to Now that he has to leave San Francisco He is kinda useless Can’t spell Massachusetts So that means New England’s a no-go He’s not sure whether to head north or southwards If you are … Continue reading

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