Tag Archives: duck-billed platypus

Animal Vegetable or Minstrel?

Posted on July 3, 2015 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant always be serious Some animals just make him laugh A wee chunky donkey A wild funky monkey And there is nothing half as daft as a giraffe The kangaroo and alpaca amuse him Orang-utans have him holding our sides … Continue reading →

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The Pet calling the Cattle

Posted on March 10, 2013 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant live in a Pet Shop Although it is usually a very nice place Full of white mice and puppies And tanks full of guppies But AnElephant takes up far too much space There is so much here you can … Continue reading →

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Discourses on Sources of Seahorses

Posted on March 8, 2013 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant tell if his readers Have any recollection of course But he recently amazed Writing about Mermaids Now he tells of the remarkable Seahorse It is one of nature’s more bizarre creatures Like the equally odd duck-billed platypus AnElephantCant find … Continue reading →

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