Tag Archives: dumbo

Fear of Flying – Friday Fictioneers

Posted on July 30, 2014 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant tell if this plane Has wide enough seats to squeeze in his wee bum so He sits on the wing Has a swing and a sing And – wait for it! – pretends he is Dumbo on a Jumbo … Continue reading →

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The Magic Roundabout

Posted on July 23, 2013 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant contain his excitement When he explains you know how he must feel Like Santa and Puff And Billy Goat Gruff Some things are magic but perfectly real He wonders if you can tell what he means here Vivid colours … Continue reading →

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Star of Cage and Screen

Posted on February 6, 2013 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant be a great actor He hasn’t the talent of Brando or Newman To win an Oscar He must be less bizarre The problem is that he’s not even human There have been some wonderful animals In movies some real … Continue reading →

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Travel and Strife

Posted on December 23, 2012 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant decide how to travel There are options he is not at a loss He can go for a hike He can get on his bike Or ride a cock horse to Banbury Cross He is determined to depart San … Continue reading →

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Violence is Golden

Posted on October 26, 2012 by AnElephantCant

  AnElephantCant keep it a secret He is a real mammoth fan of Sean Connery And this is not Just because he’s a Scot But his status as a legend is honorary  (Well, what do you expect? Why don’t you … Continue reading →

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Not seagulls

Posted on July 8, 2012 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant say we’re a big fan Of the creatures we erroneously call seagulls They are somewhat aggressive Their noise is excessive And their table manners quite frankly repulse We have been studying some European Herring gulls And they have left … Continue reading →

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