Tag Archives: dylan

The Philosophers Groan

Posted on June 4, 2013 by AnElephantCant

 AnElephantCant spell philosophy But he carefully studies philosophers He wants to learn more But they make his brain sore It is more fun to head butt a rhinoceros He thinks Jean-Paul Sartre is a talented guitarist In a band called … Continue reading →

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Sì, mi chiamano Mimì*

Posted on September 17, 2012 by AnElephantCant

The above image is an actual likeness of Meme, taken from a satellite picture. Or is it a fragment of AnElephant’s warped imagination? So let’s start with a joke. Why do ducks have webbed feet? To stamp out forest fires. … Continue reading →

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The Best of Times, The Worst of Rhymes

Posted on September 16, 2012 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant forget the old days When summers were long and hot He was young strong and immortal And time stood still or so he thought But the future grows forever smaller The past gets greater every day The present moves … Continue reading →

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I was so much older then I’m younger than that now

Posted on September 10, 2012 by AnElephantCant

Bob Dylan today releases a new album, Tempest, to commemorate and celebrate 50 years of recording. AnElephant bows his head in tribute to the poet of the 20th Century. The wind has blown, the times a-changed Lay lady lay is long … Continue reading →

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