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drifting
Click here to hear the poet read his words: drifting drifting floating rocking gently on a raft on the Med in the sun hearing gentle murmuring lapping silver waves seeing azure skies tiny clouds drifting floating rocking like guesses in … Continue reading
Posted in Poetry
Tagged clouds, dinosaur, drifting, elephant, mediterranean, poem, poetry
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An Irreverent Irrelevant Itinerant Elephant
AnElephantCant ever write about Elephants Although that may be a big fat smelly lie There is a slight possibility That like Ms Clinton that’s Hillary He misspoke and he does not know why AnElephant clearly loves Elephants Especially those great … Continue reading
Posted in Daft Rhymes, humour
Tagged crocodile, elephant, hillary clinton, itinerant, loxodonta, mammoth, mastodon, pachyderm, piano, poetry, pun, rhyme, tickle the ivory
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The Buffoon’s Balloon Lampoon
AnElephantCant emphasise just how much he loves Kids parties great songs with great tunes Ice cream and jelly To fill his big wobbly belly But what thrills him most are the beautiful balloons It is small wonder that children adore … Continue reading
Posted in Daft Rhymes, humour
Tagged 99 red balloons, balloon, balloons, children, dachshund, elephant, giraffe, hannibal, ice cream, jelly, nena, party
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Raining Cats and Doggerel
AnElephantCant consort with the crowd He doesn’t have that sort of mentality They say birds of a feather All hang out together Or some variation of that strange verbality Most animals you find in a collection But AnElephant is on … Continue reading
Posted in Daft Rhymes, humour
Tagged ambush of tigers, array of hedgehogs, birds of a feather, bouquet of pheasants, bull in a china shop, cat who walks by himself, cloud of gnats, collective nouns, colony, elephant, emu, fox, gaggle of geese, gang of buffalo, hover of hawks, hover of trout, kangaroo, kettle of hawks, knot of snakes, mischief, murder of crows, murmuration, pachyderm, pack of wolves, pride of lions, Rudyard kipling, skulk, starlings
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The Elephants of Uist
Once upon a time long long ago a great many elephants lived happily on the vast African grasslands. But the elephants of one tribe were less happy than the others. This was because they did not like too … Continue reading
Posted in Stuff for Children
Tagged cuillin, drumnadrochit, elephant, flora, loch ness, macdonald, skye, uist
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winter woes
AnElephantCant believe that it’s winter He just didn’t expect it this year It’s only December In Scotland remember So much for the season of cheer The railways are quite a fiasco The roads are all covered in ice Scotland grinds … Continue reading
Posted in Satire
Tagged Daft Rhymes, elephant, glasgow, helensburgh, Scottish Stuff, funny and serious, weather
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