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Accensational Elephant

Posted on October 14, 2013 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant keep his emotions under control His heart rate is in rapid ascent An American chum Who he does not think is so dumb Accuses AnElephant of speaking with a funny accent Both his readers know AnElephant is a beautiful … Continue reading →

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European in the Dark Here

Posted on April 30, 2013 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant deny he’s a strange dude Who runs this daft blog as a sideline This beau European Siempre agreeing Considers linguistics as merely a guideline A fluent speaker of what he calls Eurinal Employing words from each modern language His … Continue reading →

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Not seagulls

Posted on July 8, 2012 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant say we’re a big fan Of the creatures we erroneously call seagulls They are somewhat aggressive Their noise is excessive And their table manners quite frankly repulse We have been studying some European Herring gulls And they have left … Continue reading →

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