Tag Archives: fairer sex

women are crazy

Posted on October 17, 2021 by AnElephantCant

women are crazy a wise man once told methat all women are crazyand when I raised an eyebrowhe shrugged and saidyou’ll see a friend saysthat ladies are differentfrom us mere menand when I replyvive la différencehe grins and saysyou’ll see … Continue reading →

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Pancakes on the Roof

Posted on November 8, 2012 by AnElephantCant

Roses are Red Violets are Refrigeration Aliens don’t wear hats! AnElephantCant tell you how lucky he is With the more talented much fairer sex He isn’t good looking He is hopeless at cooking And he is clueless at reading sub-text … Continue reading →

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