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Rum Rhymes Fun Times Wind Chimes

Posted on August 27, 2013 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant control the breeze or the wind Though he is dumb enough to try many times But nevertheless He is sure you can guess That AnElephant just loves to hear tinkling wind chimes The image at the top shows two … Continue reading →

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Happy Heffelumps To You

Posted on August 13, 2013 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant easily define happiness It is all different things to all different folks He is not too bright That is why he must write These atrocious rhymes because he can’t do clever jokes A wee tot is happy to hear … Continue reading →

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Fart for Fart’s sake

Posted on November 7, 2012 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant get mad with his readers Although both of you have already been told AnElephant’s great joy Is a creative wild boy Yep his best friend is only seven years old He is way more grown up than the Elephant … Continue reading →

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