Tag Archives: football

Fair Sphere – Sunday Photo Fiction

Posted on September 21, 2014 by AnElephantCant

 AnElephantCant always be well behaved He often gets into all sorts of trouble He does nothing too grievous But he can be mischievous He apologises for bursting the bubble This is a weekly invitation to write a short piece of … Continue reading →

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The Ball – Sunday Photo Fiction

Posted on July 20, 2014 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant play at football He isn’t too quick on his feet But he is quite roly-poly So if he is the goalie His team almost never gets beat This is a weekly invitation to write a short piece of fiction … Continue reading →

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Soccer Squawker Knocker Shocker

Posted on November 15, 2013 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant say he’s much good at soccer But there is no one but himself he can blame When he sees it in TV He always gets kinda queasy He considers it a totally ridiculous game He watches a host of … Continue reading →

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Superbowl XLVII – AnElephant’s Eye

Posted on February 3, 2013 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant quite believe it He’s in the US on Superbowl Sunday He does not travel far The nearest Sports Bar The game lasts almost until Monday It’s the climax of the whole Football season The Cup Final the World Championship … Continue reading →

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David Versus Goliath – Round Two

Posted on November 10, 2012 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant claim to like fitba’ That’s soccer in the US of A But on Wednesday night To great Scottish delight Something happened to make him say hooray Now Celtic the best team in Scotland Played Barcelona the best in the … Continue reading →

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Pale Ryder and A Man With a Name

Posted on October 2, 2012 by AnElephantCant

Speaking as a Scot, a European, and an avowed Francophile, AnElephantCant refrain from commenting briefly on this weekend’s Ryder Cup competition. Where the Europeans recovered from a seemingly impossible position to defeat the mighty USA. AnElephant offers sympathy and commiserations … Continue reading →

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