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Raining Cats and Doggerel

AnElephantCant consort with the crowd He doesn’t have that sort of mentality They say birds of a feather All hang out together Or some variation of that strange verbality Most animals you find in a collection But AnElephant is on … Continue reading

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Whose Zoo of Hotties and Naughties

AnElephantCant really argue about it Most animals are prettier than he Zebras giraffes and hosses Even rhinoceroses And an annoyingly cute chimpanzee Folk like squirrels though they eat all the peanuts And young Bambis with their long wobbly legs And … Continue reading

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Trains and boats and planes

  AnElephantCant go on a choo-choo Apparently that’s just not allowed We think that you’ll find His considerable behind Makes him stand out a bit from the crowd It seems they don’t even let horses Ride on the trains ‘cos they … Continue reading

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