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Aardvark a Million Miles for One of your Smiles

Posted on December 3, 2013 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant produce rhymes on demand He usually writes haphazardly randomly unorthodoxly But he makes an exception Because the person requesting Is one of his favourite folk and most talented poets on the whole interweblogosphere thingy his sweet friend Roxi But … Continue reading →

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Whose Zoo of Hotties and Naughties

Posted on December 8, 2012 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant really argue about it Most animals are prettier than he Zebras giraffes and hosses Even rhinoceroses And an annoyingly cute chimpanzee Folk like squirrels though they eat all the peanuts And young Bambis with their long wobbly legs And … Continue reading →

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Hibernation, Aberration, Consternation, Confabulation

Posted on November 20, 2012 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant do hibernation Though he thinks it’s a brilliant idea Because Scotland in winter You don’t want to get into You have to be crazy to venture outside here He thinks hibernation’s a strange word It sounds like an Edinburgh … Continue reading →

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