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Elephants Over Easy

Posted on September 20, 2013 by AnElephantCant

  Chef by Phil Burns AnElephantCant be let loose in a kitchen He’s like a bull in a China Shop He can’t stand the heat The egg has him beat His haute cuisine is a culinary flop He struggles with … Continue reading →

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An Emigrant Elephant

Posted on June 8, 2013 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant stay here forever The time is right for his next crazy move He is taking a chance And heading for France Although he doesn’t expect to visit Le Louvre He knows it is hard to leave Scotland But he … Continue reading →

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