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Ear Phones Recommended: I know you love to ride on horses so sleek and proud and fast against all odds I was your favourite but that’s way back in the past I know you love a polar bear like me … Continue reading
Posted in Poetry
Tagged AnElephant, butterfly, ephemera, frozen north, giraffe, oasis, poem, poetry, polar bear
4 Comments
Hey, You, Giraffe My Cloud
AnElephantCant begin to describe it One of Ma Nature’s strangest and most beautiful creations As tall as a house As quiet as a mouse AnElephant has no rational explanation She is possibly AnElephant’s favourite animal Her height helps her to … Continue reading
Posted in Daft Rhymes, humour
Tagged camel, camelopard, camouflage, get off my cloud, giraffe, humour, leopard, mother nature, natural, quiet as a mouse, rhyme, tall as a house, ungulate
3 Comments
The Phone-Billed Platypus
AnElephantCant be sure about anything Regarding this most bizarre of all nature’s creatures Odder than a golf-mad giraffe Or a heffelump who is daft He discusses the famously incomprehensible duck-billed platypus He knows that the plural is obviously platypuseresses And … Continue reading
Posted in Daft Rhymes, humour
Tagged australia, dodo, duck-billed, giraffe, golf-mad, heffelump, kangaroo, koala, kookaburra, platypus, poetry, puff the magic dragon, rhyme, tasmanian devil, unicorn
13 Comments
The Buffoon’s Balloon Lampoon
AnElephantCant emphasise just how much he loves Kids parties great songs with great tunes Ice cream and jelly To fill his big wobbly belly But what thrills him most are the beautiful balloons It is small wonder that children adore … Continue reading
Posted in Daft Rhymes, humour
Tagged 99 red balloons, balloon, balloons, children, dachshund, elephant, giraffe, hannibal, ice cream, jelly, nena, party
9 Comments
Whose Zoo of Hotties and Naughties
AnElephantCant really argue about it Most animals are prettier than he Zebras giraffes and hosses Even rhinoceroses And an annoyingly cute chimpanzee Folk like squirrels though they eat all the peanuts And young Bambis with their long wobbly legs And … Continue reading
Posted in Daft Rhymes, humour
Tagged alligator, bambi, budgie, bunny, chick, chimpanzee, coyote, crocodile, duck, duckies, egg, fox, frog, giraffe, goldfish, great white, hawk, hedgehog, hippopotamus, horse, kitten, koala bear, labrador, lion, meerkat, owl, ox, panda, penguin, phil the fox, prehensile, princess, rhinoceros, robin, salamander, squirrel, starling, tiger, turtle, wallaby, wombat, zebra
21 Comments
A Myth is as Good as a Smile
AnElephant Can fly over the rainbow He can take you jigging down by Brigadoon He puts his invisible cloak on Talks sense to a leprechaun And eats jam and green cheese from the moon He visits the North Pole to … Continue reading
Posted in Daft Rhymes, humour
Tagged brigadoon, cinderella, fairies, giraffe, green cheese, invisible, king kong, leprechaun, loch ness monster, north pole, over the rainbow, push-me-pull-you, rag doll, santa, schrodinger's cat, scotch mist, simon cowell, tin soldier, tooth fairy, unicorn, werewolves
24 Comments
Animal Vegetable or Minstrel?
AnElephantCant always be serious Some animals just make him laugh A wee chunky donkey A wild funky monkey And there is nothing half as daft as a giraffe The kangaroo and alpaca amuse us Orang-utans have us holding our sides … Continue reading
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