Tag Archives: goose

AnElephantCant Be A Mere Cat

Posted on October 24, 2013 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant see in the dark There is a very good reason for that Though he eats lots of carrots And very few parrots He can’t purr or have whiskers or the night sight of a cat AnElephantCant sit up and … Continue reading →

Posted in Daft Rhymes, humour | Tagged bronx, bunny, clothes horse, eat carrots, goose, guinea pig, humour, light brigade, mans best friend, orange juice, platypus, rainwater, rhyme, see in the dark | 5 Comments

Ducking and Diving gets an Eider Down

Posted on May 13, 2013 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant understand duckies Though he thinks they’re remarkable birds A cute lady duck With aplomb and with pluck Shakes her tail and says much more than words Where there is a pair there is always a third duck Who is … Continue reading →

Posted in Daft Rhymes, humour | Tagged daisy duck, docks, drakes, duck sauce, eagle, eider duck, eiderdown, goose, hawk, menage a trois, owl, sir francis drake, swan, webbed feet | 23 Comments

AnElephant Ganders at Gooses

Posted on January 28, 2013 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant claim to be an expert On these strange little dudes he calls gooses That is just his caprice Some folk name them geese You’ll surely deduce that some words he abuses In 1697 Charles Perrault Wrote in French the … Continue reading →