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Yesterrow and Tomorday

Posted on November 12, 2013 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant claim he’s linguistic He has not yet quite taken leave of his senses But he finds fascination In this new education Some languages apparently do not employ different tenses Instead they use only the present Much as AnElephant does … Continue reading →

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Alliterative Onomatopoetic Oxymorons

Posted on December 30, 2012 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant claim to be erudite He just wasn’t very well teached At speling and gramer He’ll just yammer and stammer But he still plans to discuss figures of speech Alliteration is likeably laughable Fine folk fairly foolishly find funny A … Continue reading →

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