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Remember Remember the Fifth of November

AnElephantCant explain to non-British Just why we celebrate the Fifth of November Every school kid is told About this scoundrel of old And we are told to Remember Remember In 1605 he got involved in What is known as The … Continue reading

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December Dissembler

AnElephantCant stay calm through December You all know he has very good reason You must comprehend As it draws to its end He is over-excited by the whole festive season But first it stumbles in after November A month with … Continue reading

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Fender Bender in November

AnElephantCant deny that November Of all the months is probably the strangest Although it contains his birthday For what it is worth he Considers it the scariest and certainly most dangerous For a start its name is a misnomer It … Continue reading

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Remember Remember the Fifth of November

AnElephantCant explain to non-British Just why we celebrate the Fifth of November Every school kid is told About this scoundrel of old And we are told to Remember Remember In 1605 he got involved in What is known as The … Continue reading

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