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AnElephant and a Sanity Clause

Click here to hear AnElephant read his own rhyme: AnElephantCant stay calm when it’s Xmas If anything he acts even dafter As the seasonal bells jingle He feels his tactile trunk tingle And his ears flap with joy at the … Continue reading

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AnElephant and a Sanity Clause

AnElephantCant stay calm when it’s Xmas If anything he acts even dafter As the seasonal bells jingle He feels his tactile trunk tingle And his ears flap with joy at the laughter He hopes this Xmas will be a white … Continue reading

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Hogmanay Houghmagandie

AnElephantCant be confused with a magnet Although they both are quite grey and inactive One draws one repels One fails one excels And one is very clearly much more attractive AnElephant when he was back in Scotland Lived in a … Continue reading

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Little House Christmas Reminisces

The little House is quite excited As she fondly reminisces She asks her friend the little Kennel Do you remember what we did last Christmas? We had such fun little Kennel says So let’s cook more delicious dishes All our … Continue reading

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AnElephant and a Sanity Clause

AnElephantCant stay calm when it’s Xmas If anything he acts even dafter As the seasonal bells jingle He feels his tactile trunk tingle And his ears flap with joy at the laughter He hopes this Xmas will be a white … Continue reading

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Allegories, Apologues and Fables

AnElephantCant be confused with a magnet Although they both are quite grey and inactive One draws one repels One fails one excels And one is very clearly attractive AnElephant when he was back in Scotland Lived in a district of … Continue reading

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Dreaming of a White Elephant ….

AnElephantCant stay calm when it’s Xmas If anything he acts even dafter As the seasonal bells jingle He feels his tactile trunk tingle And his ears flap with joy at the laughter He hopes this Xmas will be a white … Continue reading

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