Tag Archives: haute cuisine

Porridge Portage Causes Sausage Shortage

Posted on December 12, 2013 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant stop munching shellfuls of delightfully delectable peanuts But in wintertime he also devours delicious hot dishes Those you find in a skin They may be fat or thin AnElephant confesses his great love for all sorts of sausages Now … Continue reading →

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Elephants Over Easy

Posted on September 20, 2013 by AnElephantCant

  Chef by Phil Burns AnElephantCant be let loose in a kitchen He’s like a bull in a China Shop He can’t stand the heat The egg has him beat His haute cuisine is a culinary flop He struggles with … Continue reading →

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