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The Woods – Līgo Haībun Challenge

AnElephantCant speak for all animals He would like to but he honestly can’t We may not be quite human But we do adore women Or is it just this Haibun and this Elephant?  The Woods He hurries back through the … Continue reading

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For Richer or Pooh-er

AnElephantCant say he’s certain If this question should be discussed with you Sometimes it‘s not good It may even be rude To ask where all the animals pooh We all know that the woods are a jungle Where the poor … Continue reading

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Whose Zoo of Hotties and Naughties

AnElephantCant really argue about it Most animals are prettier than he Zebras giraffes and hosses Even rhinoceroses And an annoyingly cute chimpanzee Folk like squirrels though they eat all the peanuts And young Bambis with their long wobbly legs And … Continue reading

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Hibernation, Aberration, Consternation, Confabulation

AnElephantCant do hibernation Though he thinks it’s a brilliant idea Because Scotland in winter You don’t want to get into You have to be crazy to venture outside here He thinks hibernation’s a strange word It sounds like an Edinburgh … Continue reading

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Why Did the Hedgehog Cross the Road?

To see his flatmate AnElephantCant deny he is grumpy So this poem will make it official Cynical and hard-bitten He is totally smitten Yes AnElephant has met someone special What is the fastest cake? Scone. She tells awful jokes that … Continue reading

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