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The Phone-Billed Platypus
AnElephantCant be sure about anything Regarding this most bizarre of all nature’s creatures Odder than a golf-mad giraffe Or a heffelump who is daft He discusses the famously incomprehensible duck-billed platypus He knows that the plural is obviously platypuseresses And … Continue reading
Posted in Daft Rhymes, humour
Tagged australia, dodo, duck-billed, giraffe, golf-mad, heffelump, kangaroo, koala, kookaburra, platypus, poetry, puff the magic dragon, rhyme, tasmanian devil, unicorn
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For Richer or Pooh-er
AnElephantCant say he’s certain If this question should be discussed with you Sometimes it‘s not good It may even be rude To ask where all the animals pooh We all know that the woods are a jungle Where the poor … Continue reading
Posted in Daft Rhymes, humour
Tagged armadillos, buffalo, bufo bufo, california newt, common toad, does a bear poo in the woods, doo doo, duckie, eeyore, frogs, gnu, gooses, hedgehog, heffelump, jungle, kangaroo, meeces, mouse, pecan, pelican, rabbit, sloth, tigger, toucan, winnie the pooh, zoo
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