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Rhyming Simon met a Pieman

AnElephantCant always behave himself He upsets Mummy time after time When he should be home He continues to roam And finds he is lost in a Nursery Rhyme He rides a Cock Horse to Banbury Cross With rings on his … Continue reading

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AnElephant and a Mermaid

AnElephantCant hide his bewonderment At various magical mythical creatures Like Centaurs and Yeti And Unicorns and Nessie And the occasional French Language Teacher He suspects that Ents are quite barking mad And Emmy’s Wood Sprite fascinates A Giant on a … Continue reading

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