Tag Archives: horse

AnOldElephant had a Farm Ee I Ee I Oh!

Posted on April 14, 2013 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant always go to the seaside But there is no cause for alarm When he starts to feel down Wants to get out of town He takes a trip down to the farm He likes to mimic all the animals … Continue reading →

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Whose Zoo of Hotties and Naughties

Posted on December 8, 2012 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant really argue about it Most animals are prettier than he Zebras giraffes and hosses Even rhinoceroses And an annoyingly cute chimpanzee Folk like squirrels though they eat all the peanuts And young Bambis with their long wobbly legs And … Continue reading →

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Trains and boats and planes

Posted on August 2, 2012 by AnElephantCant

  AnElephantCant go on a choo-choo Apparently that’s just not allowed We think that you’ll find His considerable behind Makes him stand out a bit from the crowd It seems they don’t even let horses Ride on the trains ‘cos they … Continue reading →

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