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Humpty Dumpty – Panto Deux

AnElephantCant hide his astonishment Poor old Humpty D is scrambled at the base of the wall But he has a quick question Is there some kind of transgression Is this the result of a push or a jump or a … Continue reading

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No Good Reason For Pantomime Season

AnElephantCant decide how to blog through the year end festivities So here’s an idea he proposes sweetly and discreetly He simply suggests That you send in requests Which he can consider and then casually ignore completely In Great Britain there … Continue reading

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Rhyming Simon met a Pieman

AnElephantCant always behave himself He upsets Mummy time after time When he should be home He continues to roam And finds he is lost in a Nursery Rhyme He rides a Cock Horse to Banbury Cross With rings on his … Continue reading

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