Tag Archives: inverness

Sink like a Stone – Sunday Photo Fiction

Posted on October 5, 2014 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant swim across La Manche Though he hasn’t yet given up hope He has two legs and two arms His ears keep him from harm And his trunk makes a cool periscope This is a weekly invitation to write a short … Continue reading →

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Hill Towns – Haibun Thinking

Posted on May 27, 2014 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant claim he is supersonic But he does like to wander around Down here in Provence There is no time for yawns He gives you a glimpse of a few spectacular hill towns Yep, he is still doing it. The … Continue reading →

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From scenes like these old Scotia’s grandeur springs

Posted on August 4, 2013 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant pretend he is calm today He is heading back home to Scotland Only for a few days But he hopes to amaze With his suntan because down here it is hot man  His home country is a mystical wonderland … Continue reading →

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Look What They’ve Done To My Song, Ma

Posted on November 24, 2012 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant help killing the great songs With his usual murderous verse You may well have noticed That what he has wrote is Ungrammatical and about to get worse So if these songs were written in Scotland And not the good … Continue reading →

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