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iNoise Annoys AnElephant

Posted on April 27, 2013 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant stand extraneous noises Perhaps it’s the size of his lug holes iPhone and iPod Mp3 oh my word He wants to flush the whole lot down the plug hole When AnElephant is on public transport He is assaulted by … Continue reading →

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No Bee Knows The Trouble I’ve Seen

Posted on August 16, 2012 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant fight it forever The situation is out of his hands He ran a quick poll He will do what he is told He got an answer from half of his fans   It appears that the other one was … Continue reading →

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