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aNeLephant and aNiPod

AnElephantCant understand his iPod It is kinda random he reckons When it decides to be to all intents and purposes dead A man on the interwebblogwhatsit said Hold down two buttons for more than 10 seconds Now more than seems … Continue reading

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iNoise Annoys AnElephant

AnElephantCant stand extraneous noises Perhaps it’s the size of his lug holes iPhone and iPod Mp3 oh my word He wants to flush the whole lot down the plug hole When AnElephant is on public transport He is assaulted by … Continue reading

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