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The Spy Who Shoved Me

AnElephantCant keep a secret He discovers Mrs Ellie is a spy Not double-oh seven She is more legs eleven AnElephant is happy that he is her guy She has long had a wee crush on Mr Connery But then again … Continue reading

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