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a pirate

Ear Phones Recommended: you say you love a pirate I think Sparrow is his name I wonder if you ‘d love me if I had his looks and wealth and fame you love a secret agent of course it is … Continue reading

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The Spy Who Shoved Me

AnElephantCant keep a secret He discovers Mrs Ellie is a spy Not double-oh seven She is more legs eleven AnElephant is happy that he is her guy She has long had a wee crush on Mr Connery But then again … Continue reading

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These Books Are Made For Walking

AnElephantCant always be factual He suffers from a terrible affliction By hook or by crook He gets into a book And rambles around in a world of pure fiction He has daily Adventures like Tom Sawyer Like Huck he has … Continue reading

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Violence is Golden

  AnElephantCant keep it a secret He is a real mammoth fan of Sean Connery And this is not Just because he’s a Scot But his status as a legend is honorary  (Well, what do you expect? Why don’t you … Continue reading

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