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Half a Laugh is Better Than No Bread
AnElephantCant always stop himself forlornly fretting This wearisome worry takes all the sun out of sunny What happens if the girl The one who rocks his whole world Abruptly decides he is no longer fantastically funny She always says he … Continue reading
Posted in Daft Rhymes, humour
Tagged cash in chips, funny rhymes, gloom and doom, jaundiced, jokes, knock knock, laughter, light hearted, puff of smoke, sense of humour, silly worry, why did the chicken
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Knock Knock Who’s There Amos*
AnElephantCant pretend he’s too keen on Mosquitoes Although he tries hard not to be too judgemental But when they drink his blood He responds with a thud He finds their approach is rather too fundamental It irritates him when they … Continue reading
Posted in Daft Rhymes, humour
Tagged alien, bill fagin, jokes, knock knock, microscope, mosquito, poetry, proboscis, pun, rhyme, spain
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Why Did the Hedgehog Cross the Road?
To see his flatmate AnElephantCant deny he is grumpy So this poem will make it official Cynical and hard-bitten He is totally smitten Yes AnElephant has met someone special What is the fastest cake? Scone. She tells awful jokes that … Continue reading
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