Tag Archives: jumbo

Fear of Flying – Friday Fictioneers

Posted on July 30, 2014 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant tell if this plane Has wide enough seats to squeeze in his wee bum so He sits on the wing Has a swing and a sing And – wait for it! – pretends he is Dumbo on a Jumbo … Continue reading →

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Travel and Strife

Posted on December 23, 2012 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant decide how to travel There are options he is not at a loss He can go for a hike He can get on his bike Or ride a cock horse to Banbury Cross He is determined to depart San … Continue reading →

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Not seagulls

Posted on July 8, 2012 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant say we’re a big fan Of the creatures we erroneously call seagulls They are somewhat aggressive Their noise is excessive And their table manners quite frankly repulse We have been studying some European Herring gulls And they have left … Continue reading →

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