Tag Archives: kafka

I wish

Posted on October 13, 2018 by AnElephantCant

Click here to hear the poet read his words: I wish I wish I could swim like a dolphin can swim As Bowie once said in a song If I could sing like Pavarotti could sing Maybe my world would … Continue reading →

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The Elephant and The Bank Robber

Posted on January 26, 2013 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant keep it a secret There is a whole lot that AnElephantCan To stop folk unravelling Wherever he’s travelling AnElephant sometimes likes to pretend he’s a man Your second favourite Elephant wears cute disguises He has grey hair and staggers … Continue reading →

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Love is a Many Splintered Thing

Posted on November 29, 2012 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant help sometimes wondering About the sort of lady to whom he might be attracted Elegant and tall Or pretty but small It’s hard to tell because he is easily distracted He imagines her being dark and sultry With hair … Continue reading →

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7 Daze a Week

Posted on November 4, 2012 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant always decide easily How he should spend each sunny Monday He thinks that he might Just go fly a kite Whenever it is fresh and windy AnElephant sometimes feels a bit moodsy When he gets out of bed on … Continue reading →

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Award in your shell-like

Posted on August 1, 2012 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant refuse anything from the very wonderful Christina at http://reconstructingchristina.com/2012/07/29/the-very-inspiring-blogger-award/  She has kindly nominated  him for this award which he accepts with as much grace as he can muster. To be frank, AnElephantCant muster much. It’s the ears, you see, and … Continue reading →

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