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A Wonderful Blunder Down Under
AnElephantCant poke fun at Australians Although some of them clearly lack any common sense Like SummersTommy2 You ask SummersTommy who This great blogger is one of AnElephant’s best antipodean friends AnElephant occasionally visits Down Under His magnificent number one son … Continue reading
Posted in Daft Rhymes, humour
Tagged antipodean, aussie rules football, australia, billabong, crocodile, didgeridoo, down under, funnel web spider, great white, jumbuck, kangaroo, koala bear, oz, rhyme, waltzing matilda
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The Phone-Billed Platypus
AnElephantCant be sure about anything Regarding this most bizarre of all nature’s creatures Odder than a golf-mad giraffe Or a heffelump who is daft He discusses the famously incomprehensible duck-billed platypus He knows that the plural is obviously platypuseresses And … Continue reading
Posted in Daft Rhymes, humour
Tagged australia, dodo, duck-billed, giraffe, golf-mad, heffelump, kangaroo, koala, kookaburra, platypus, poetry, puff the magic dragon, rhyme, tasmanian devil, unicorn
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For Richer or Pooh-er
AnElephantCant say he’s certain If this question should be discussed with you Sometimes it‘s not good It may even be rude To ask where all the animals pooh We all know that the woods are a jungle Where the poor … Continue reading
Posted in Daft Rhymes, humour
Tagged armadillos, buffalo, bufo bufo, california newt, common toad, does a bear poo in the woods, doo doo, duckie, eeyore, frogs, gnu, gooses, hedgehog, heffelump, jungle, kangaroo, meeces, mouse, pecan, pelican, rabbit, sloth, tigger, toucan, winnie the pooh, zoo
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Raining Cats and Doggerel
AnElephantCant consort with the crowd He doesn’t have that sort of mentality They say birds of a feather All hang out together Or some variation of that strange verbality Most animals you find in a collection But AnElephant is on … Continue reading
Posted in Daft Rhymes, humour
Tagged ambush of tigers, array of hedgehogs, birds of a feather, bouquet of pheasants, bull in a china shop, cat who walks by himself, cloud of gnats, collective nouns, colony, elephant, emu, fox, gaggle of geese, gang of buffalo, hover of hawks, hover of trout, kangaroo, kettle of hawks, knot of snakes, mischief, murder of crows, murmuration, pachyderm, pack of wolves, pride of lions, Rudyard kipling, skulk, starlings
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Does a Bear Poo in the Woods?
AnElephantCant say he’s certain If this question should be discussed with you Sometimes it‘s not good It may even be rude To ask where all the animals pooh We all know that the woods are a jungle Where the poor … Continue reading
Posted in Daft Rhymes, humour, Stuff for Children
Tagged bufo bufo, kangaroo, newt, pecan, pee-pee, pelican, poo, pooh
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