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the colour of the universe

the colour of the universe when you think about itthe colour of the universeis obvious it must be a complex mixof many things:courage and cowardicekindness and crueltypride and humilitycertainty and indecisionharmony and conflictintelligence and stupidityand some more stupidity add a … Continue reading

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AnElephant Makes the World Go Round

AnElephantCant claim he’s been everywhere This world is an enormous place But he gathers his thoughts Remembers one or two spots Where it’s best if he does not show his face He has family all over the US Here’s a … Continue reading

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Very Much Not the Olympics

    AnElephantCant be bothered with this nonsense He thinks he’ll just ignore it himself It is totally absurd With a list of banned words Like London Summer Olympic Games 2012   Yes these words are all quite forbidden By … Continue reading

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