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Bicycles Are Twicicles As Nicicles As Icicles

Posted on December 23, 2013 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant ride a bicycle He is not a candidate for next year’s Tour de France He is quite unwaveringly unaerodynamic He promptly gets in a pitiful panic Going downhill his brave brakes clearly don’t stand any chance But two-wheelers continue … Continue reading →

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From scenes like these old Scotia’s grandeur springs

Posted on August 4, 2013 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant pretend he is calm today He is heading back home to Scotland Only for a few days But he hopes to amaze With his suntan because down here it is hot man  His home country is a mystical wonderland … Continue reading →

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