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Half a Laugh is Better Than No Bread

AnElephantCant always stop himself forlornly fretting This wearisome worry takes all the sun out of sunny What happens if the girl The one who rocks his whole world Abruptly decides he is no longer fantastically funny She always says he … Continue reading

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Knock Knock Who’s There Amos*

AnElephantCant pretend he’s too keen on Mosquitoes Although he tries hard not to be too judgemental But when they drink his blood He responds with a thud He finds their approach is rather too fundamental It irritates him when they … Continue reading

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