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Lucky Armour – Sunday Photo Fiction

Posted on April 19, 2015 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant tell you how delighted he is He just has a mammoth happy attack He says cheerio And thank you to Joe But he is dead chuffed that his ol’ pal Al is back This is a weekly invitation to … Continue reading →

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Tip of the Gratuitous Iceberg

Posted on January 4, 2013 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant calculate 15% Which is the guideline for a waiter’s gratuity But he looks on the bright sight Never errs on the tight side Realises he has material for a brilliant new ditty In Scotland we rarely tip bar staff … Continue reading →

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