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I’m H-A-P-P-Y I know I am The UN says I am

AnElephantCant quite believe it The UN has something to say It issues a decree Thank goodness it’s free Today is World Happiness Day* In order to promote our spiritual well-being We must make other people feel better If a lady … Continue reading

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Alliterative Onomatopoetic Oxymorons

AnElephantCant claim to be erudite He just wasn’t very well teached At speling and gramer He’ll just yammer and stammer But he still plans to discuss figures of speech Alliteration is likeably laughable Fine folk fairly foolishly find funny A … Continue reading

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