Tag Archives: loch ness

From scenes like these old Scotia’s grandeur springs

Posted on August 4, 2013 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant pretend he is calm today He is heading back home to Scotland Only for a few days But he hopes to amaze With his suntan because down here it is hot man  His home country is a mystical wonderland … Continue reading →

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Discourses on Sources of Seahorses

Posted on March 8, 2013 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant tell if his readers Have any recollection of course But he recently amazed Writing about Mermaids Now he tells of the remarkable Seahorse It is one of nature’s more bizarre creatures Like the equally odd duck-billed platypus AnElephantCant find … Continue reading →

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Gourock Gourock So Good They Named It Once

Posted on November 10, 2012 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant help but wonder What if some of these great songs were written Not in the US of A But some place far away Such as Scotland the northern part of Great Britain Only 24 Hours from Thurso* That would … Continue reading →

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The Elephants of Uist

Posted on July 12, 2012 by AnElephantCant

    Once upon a time long long ago a great many elephants lived happily on the vast African grasslands. But the elephants of one tribe were less happy than the others. This was because they did not like too … Continue reading →

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