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How Not to Speak Foreign – AnElephant’s Guide
AnElephantCant teach you to speak foreign You are better to get Berlitz to do that He gives you some hints Not as many as vingt (20, okay?) So you are not as dumb as a chien or a cat It … Continue reading
Posted in Daft Rhymes, france, humour
Tagged berlitz, bonjour, flap your arms, foreign language, french grammar, mastodon, otherly, poetry, rhyme, speak fluent, speak french, speak loudly, vingt
21 Comments
An Irreverent Irrelevant Itinerant Elephant
AnElephantCant ever write about Elephants Although that may be a big fat smelly lie There is a slight possibility That like Ms Clinton that’s Hillary He misspoke and he does not know why AnElephant clearly loves Elephants Especially those great … Continue reading
Posted in Daft Rhymes, humour
Tagged crocodile, elephant, hillary clinton, itinerant, loxodonta, mammoth, mastodon, pachyderm, piano, poetry, pun, rhyme, tickle the ivory
7 Comments
Dancing Disa-Stars
AnElephantCant skip the light fandango He can’t do a Samba or Rumba He knows who his pals are When he dances the Salsa Because he looks like a dummy but dumber Herr Strauss’s compositions are wasted on this guy He … Continue reading
Posted in Daft Rhymes, humour
Tagged bee hive, belly dancing, boogie, can can, cha cha, charleston, dance floor, elvis, fred astaire, ginger rogers, If you can’t find a partner use a wooden chair, jailhouse rock, jive, lawn mower, mastodon, old time movie, rock n roll, rumba, salsa, samba, skip the light fandango, strauss, twist, wall flower
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