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How Not to Speak Foreign – AnElephant’s Guide

AnElephantCant teach you to speak foreign You are better to get Berlitz to do that He gives you some hints Not as many as vingt (20, okay?) So you are not as dumb as a chien or a cat It … Continue reading

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An Irreverent Irrelevant Itinerant Elephant

AnElephantCant ever write about Elephants Although that may be a big fat smelly lie There is a slight possibility That like Ms Clinton that’s Hillary He misspoke and he does not know why AnElephant clearly loves Elephants Especially those great … Continue reading

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Dancing Disa-Stars

AnElephantCant skip the light fandango He can’t do a Samba or Rumba He knows who his pals are When he dances the Salsa Because he looks like a dummy but dumber Herr Strauss’s compositions are wasted on this guy He … Continue reading

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