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AnElephant Mastodon Something Good

AnElephantCant deny he is ancient That thought does not make him euphoric He may have the odd wrinkle But his eye has a wee twinkle He refuses to be prehistoric He plans to tell no mammoth fibs here In fact … Continue reading

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Discourses on Sources of Seahorses

AnElephantCant tell if his readers Have any recollection of course But he recently amazed Writing about Mermaids Now he tells of the remarkable Seahorse It is one of nature’s more bizarre creatures Like the equally odd duck-billed platypus AnElephantCant find … Continue reading

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AnElephant and a Mermaid

AnElephantCant hide his bewonderment At various magical mythical creatures Like Centaurs and Yeti And Unicorns and Nessie And the occasional French Language Teacher He suspects that Ents are quite barking mad And Emmy’s Wood Sprite fascinates A Giant on a … Continue reading

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