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A Fat Cat in a Hat Sat on a Mat

AnElephantCant go out in the sunshine Though he’s not nocturnal like a funnel-eared bat He tries to make sense Finishes his first sentence He can’t go out without wearing his hat He does like to get bien bronzé* But he … Continue reading

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Ain’t Mis-Bee-Hivin’

AnElephantCant hide his admiration for beeses They are always such busy little buzzers They can be Honey or Bumble Or even Nocturnal But he can’t tell one from ze uzzers There are Hornfaced and Diggers and Leafcutters And some that … Continue reading

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