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Neighbours – Friday Fictioneers

AnElephantCant climb a tree If he is high up he feels somewhat groggy And although he is well-built When he is wearing his kilt He is much more embarrassing than that smart wee doggy Once again it is Friday Fictioneer … Continue reading

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A Bad Hare Day

AnElephantCant promise the truthfulness Of this tale he is going to narrate He tells of the antics And possible romantics Of the March Hare when he looks for a mate Rumour has it that he goes boxing When a pretty … Continue reading

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