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The Railway

AnElephantCant go on a train Although there are so many times he has tried He goes to the station But to his consternation He cannot squeeze his mammoth bahookie inside Once again it is Friday Fictioneer time. Chief Engineer Rochelle … Continue reading

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Rhino I’ll Never Find Another You

AnElephantCant climb a mountain and yodel That’s why he doesn’t cross the Alps with Hannibal But even he can’t go wrong With this delightful wee song Which he makes with lots of hit tunes about animals Now Elvis is AnElephant’s … Continue reading

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Doggone Pups

AnElephantCant hide his affection For doggies they are so much fun They may not always be bright Their bark is worse that their bite But throw a stick and they run and they run There have been a kennillion famous … Continue reading

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Why is a raven like a writing-desk?

“Mad Hatter: “Why is a raven like a writing-desk?” “Have you guessed the riddle yet?” the Hatter said, turning to Alice again. “No, I give it up,” Alice replied: “What’s the answer?” “I haven’t the slightest idea,” said the Hatter” … Continue reading

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